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Why so serious?

Back in 2018, the North Alabama people were given options for naming a new minor league baseball team. While I, myself, voted for “Puffy Head Bird Legs”, that name unfortunately did not make the Top 5. 

The Top 5 were: Comet Jockeys, Moon Possums, Space Chimps, ThunderSharks (not to be confused with ThunderSharts) and lastly… Trash Pandas.

I was pretty psyched when I found out that Trash Pandas indeed dominated the final round and won out as our new minor league team. I will never forget those few poor sports who were mad and disgraced that people would chose such a name. All I have to say to those people is, “Tuck ya shirt into ya tighties a little more because I’m trashy & proud.”

Bella + Canvas Tee. 52% Cotton. 48% Polyester.